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    Nothing. No text. No comment at all--except, I got that as a spam subject and thought it deserved some attention.

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    A reptile dysfunction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southwindcome View Post
    ...I got that as a spam subject and thought it deserved some attention.
    I guess it depends on what your definition of it is

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    Just send $50 to Box B, Bucksville and we'll fix u right up. No messy creams, no forms to fill out, easy to follow instructions, all parts included. Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trouble back at you. Our operators are standing by, awaiting your call, have your credit card ready. For a slight extra fee, we will furnish you with our splendid, inflatable "mail Order bride", just add the appropriate amount of air and she will fill up in your arms and be just the right size. Inflate to your imaginary perfect woman and bliss is yours. Not only can we make you more of a man than you ever dreamed possible, but we can eliminate the dreaded personal encounters that dating seems destined to put you up against. Please remember to select from Scrawny/Medium/Voluptious and hair color. If customer doesn't select orifice size we will furnish small...

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    heheheh....

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    Send $20 + shipping & "handling" -- you'll get a roll of quarters & paper tape.

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    The Organic Way (homemade version on the cheep): Quick Trip to Harts,,,steer cart to vegetable section,,,pick up appropriate vegie,,,punch hole in vegie at one end and run long string through it (preferably after leavin Harts),,,tie string to under pants,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by artteacher View Post
    The Organic Way (homemade version on the cheep): Quick Trip to Harts,,,steer cart to vegetable section,,,pick up appropriate vegie,,,punch hole in vegie at one end and run long string through it (preferably after leavin Harts),,,tie string to under pants,,,
    hence the name JOLLY green giant?

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    HO,,,HO,,,,HO,,,,,LMAO,,,good one celeste!

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