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    MMH for Short.........

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/houston-t...e-10994871.php

    HOUSTON — Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill Friday that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions."

    SEYMORE AT THE LINK....
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    Of course I love the thread title.

    Having read the link now, I love this woman. She makes an excellent point. If young and fecund females could make guy rules the way we let old dudes manage women? I think we could put a stop to the nonsense pretty quickly.

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    I loved it as well but thot mebbe most women passed on it as being
    too male ish. Pity...one should keep on eye on Miss Farrar. She will
    rocket to the top soon.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kim Yonkee View Post
    Of course I love the thread title.

    Having read the link now, I love this woman. She makes an excellent point. If young and fecund females could make guy rules the way we let old dudes manage women? I think we could put a stop to the nonsense pretty quickly.

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    Masterbation is a SIN !

    And it is written that you MUST PAY FOR YOUR SINS !!!

    I saw on the Internet that the sin of masterbation is charged at 25 cents per occurance.

    I guess it adds up after awhile.
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    If you read that on the internet, or infowars, it must be true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeguy View Post
    Masterbation is a SIN !

    And it is written that you MUST PAY FOR YOUR SINS !!!

    I saw on the Internet that the sin of masterbation is charged at 25 cents per occurance.

    I guess it adds up after awhile.
    But I've been hearing about the WAGES of sin. When do I get my check?

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    Default Carefull Management is required for all.

    At least once daily for proper personal health and hygiene. A pleasant distresser which keeps those constant sexual urges within proper social boundaries SO ONE CAN EVEN THINK. Furthermore without Porno to speed up the process the whole American country sides and coastal regions might be fixed with folks with hands down their pants looking for a specific, designated areas for climaxing for them to spout their "Oh, Gawds" aloud. And then carry on with what business is left in this country for the permentally unemployed to and golfers to use up 24/7 without breaking the law.

    Those spawning or breeding years are so heavy on individuals that without solitary or daily buddy releases Rump Towers would be over flowing and full to the roof level with over population which would be world wide.
    And thank the good lord we don't have to subscribe to anyone elses habits.

    Some believe the human hand was created for this sole purpose.
    However, I know it really evolved for the purpose of mashing potatoes and diapering babies.
    The later is not needed with proper management of the hand jive.
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    The Happeh Theory series of videos are some of the oddest I have encountered. Also, I see they even have a website, http://www.happehtheory.com/.





    Their Scientists R Stoopid videos are a hoot as well!

    Scientists R Stoopid 05 - Yawning

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBjaiA3q5Y

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    An article relevant to the subject at hand, so to speak, is this one.


    Why It's Illegal for Prisoners to Masturbate

    https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article...-to-masturbate

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